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Art exam

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Interpret this painting by Marcel Duchamp.

Once upon a time there was an artist who was SUPER HOT!!!! AND AWESOME!!!! WELL one day he went to a studio AND OMG HE SAW PAINTINGS HAVE SEX!!!! GAy SEXXX!!!! THEN THE AWESOMExCORE ARTIST WENT OVER TO ONE OF THE PAINTINGS AND WAS LIKE "LOLZ!!! YER GAY!!!" THEN THE PAINTINGS LOLLED AT HIM BACK!!!!! THEN MARCEL DUCHAMP'S GHOST AND IAN CURTIS' GHOST CAME OVER AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE WTF????????????? DUCHAMP LOLLED, AND STARTED HAVING SECKS WITH IAN WHO WAS DRESSED AS A SOLDIER. NOW THE AWESOMEXCORE ARTIST GOT REALLY JEALOUS CAUSE HE COULDN'T HAVE SEX WITH GHOSTS NOR WITH PAINTINGS SO HE WAS ALL ;______________________________;!!!!! BUT THEN HE DECIDED TO CALL ONE OF HIS STUDENTS!!!!! NAMED MICHEL!!! AND HE CAME!!! LITERALLY!!!! AND THEN IT WAS DEBAUCHERY!!!!! IT ALL ENDED IN A HUGE ARTGASM PLUS A RELIEVED LOLZ!!!!

THEN THE DUCHAMP'S GHOST PAINTED THAT TIHNG!!!!

KBYE!!!!
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Anonymous

May 23 2005, 20:57:59 UTC 11 years ago

© certificated art historian
True geniuses NEVER do well in school!!! FAGMO!!!!

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Anonymous

May 23 2005, 21:04:40 UTC 11 years ago

Oh fuck off!!! This is a dishonour of the whole art community!!
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCkING GAYHOMOLOSER!!!!! GO FUCK JESUS OR SOMEONE!!!!

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Anonymous

May 23 2005, 21:19:38 UTC 11 years ago

Typically immature behavior! Oh, come on, I'm sure you can think of something better!
GAYSEX!!!! PAINTINGSEX!!!!!! DEBAUCHERY!!!!!!!! IAN!!!!!!!!! MICHEL!!!!!!!OMG!


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OMG FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS TRUE ART!!!!!!

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I KNOW!!! MAAAN; ART GAYSEX!!! WHAT ELSE CAN YOU WISH FOR???

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I KNOWZ!!!!

AND I THINKZ SCHOOL SHOULD HAVE THIS KIND OF EXAMS SO THAT WE ALL COULD WRITE SLASH AS ANSWERS TO THOSE QUESTIONS!!!

ALSO SLASH ASSIGNMENTS!!! OMG!!! I WANT THAT SCHOOL NOW!!!

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I KNAOWZ!!! IT PERTTY MUEACH IS THE MOST IMPROTANT PHRASE OF OUR GENARATIONS!!!!

ARTGSAMS 4 LYGFE!!!

YOU CAN ACTUALLY ADD THE -GASM AT THE END OF EVRY wORD!!! LIKE SEASIdEGLAMOURGASms!!!!
OOOOOOOOH YEZZ!!! I WLD NEVAR SKIP ANY CLAZZES !!! WE COULD HVAE LIEK JARVIS COCKER ADN ALEX FROM BLUR AS OUR TEACHERS AND WATCH THEM HVAE GAY SEXX!!!!!

AAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

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osAPUFiupMT =FIEAPSOI;RF =OWEAISPORUP)WEPMORIOSDA!!!! OMG THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT !!!! OMGOMGOMOGMGOMGO !!!! FEAOUSPORAIFSPMOVIRWCAMSPIFWAPOE!!! FUCK!!! JOIN THIS COMMUNITY NOW LOVE!!! THEN WE COULD MAKE THIS AN EQUIVALENT OF THAT SCHOOL!!!

OMG JARVIS+DAMON BUMSEXXING!!! MAAOUSFPOUWEARPOIMVOIRWQPOA!!!

I LOVE YOU!!! OFSEUPORIFWASDPOVIPW AO!!! GOD!!!!
OMG WILL U MARRY ME COZ UR TEH GREATEZT!!!!!!
LOLOLZZZ!!! OF COURSE!!!
LETZ HAVE LOTZ OF BABIEZ + CALL SOME GLORIA!!!!1111!!11!!1!1